Rusty's back, and Mark's willing to spend some quality time with him! A rare occasion indeed. Let's celebrate the moment with a closer look at this blog's namesake --
RUSTY
AGE: 10
HAIR: Blue
EYES: Black n' Wild
GRILL: Slightly spilled
CHEEKBONES: Squirrely
ADOPTION STATUS: Extremely adopted
EMOTIONAL MAKEUP: Upbeat in the most tragic way possible, yelly, interrogative
LIKES: Carrying dogs inappropriately, giving them emasculating names
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Eyebrows
In other, less important news, some family man named Bob is finding it difficult to find a job in today's economy. He should look into woodsy journalism as a profession. Mark does quite well by it.
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