Monday, August 3, 2009

Andy's Superior Olefactory Senses Lead Mark to a Smoldering Car 15 Feet From the Crime Scene

August 3, 2009

Sweet Georgia peaches, Andy's uncovered quite the dilly pickle! Sometimes it takes a dog to smell a recently extinguished car fire.

For most people, "Holy Mackerel" is an outdated cliche. As the consummate naturalist, Mark actually worships fish, which means he is taking the lord's name in vain. Pretty heavy stuff for a man with dimples that can be seen from the back of his head.

With Mark n' Andy hot on his trail, Zombie Matthau needs a quick escape, which doesn't seem likely at this point --

If an idiot monologues in the woods and nobody can hear it, does he make a sound?

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