Monday, August 24, 2009

The Aftermath -- Ugly Sheriff Expands Homeland Security's Purview, Cowardly Joey Plans to Expose People

August 21, 2009

Mark's synopsis gets a D-minus for brevity but an A-plus for tact -- the action journalist's handsome features gradually vanish out of respect for the homely sheriff.

August 22, 2009

The DHS' website maintains a fairly comprehensive list of the department's responsibilities. Oddly enough, "cleaning up a few barrels of low-grade environmental waste at the behest of a repulsive local authority figure" isn't on it. If only there were some kind of agency dedicated to protecting the enviornment...

August 24, 2009

The only thing shadowy about Joey's apology is, well, all the shadows in his hospital room. They're on sleeves, that weird medicinal pitcher, his sister's breasts...pretty much everywhere. Crazy.

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